Cut The Carbs, They Say…

Eat Less, they say

Everything in moderation, they say

blah blah blah

Cut the carbs, they say

Stay active, they say

 

Watch your portions, they say

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Cut all sugar,  they say

yada yada yada

Don’t drink, they say

I hate you, they.

I am trying, damn am I trying.

But, I can’t even…

Because…

I need THIS:

And THIS:

And THIS:

And THIS:

And THIS:

Because…

It has been over three weeks since I began doing what THEY say.

I lost 5 pounds and gained back 2.

I have eaten some carbs on weekends, then I go cold turkey during the week.

I still look like I am 12 months pregnant

and I am 12 months pregnant-hungry.

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Go to hell, THEY!